The following ad has been posted and, after a very interesting run, red-flagged. I'll be updating the story asap.
Wanted: Sidekick
Grizzled, single gentleman preferred. Must be able to fry eggs and boil coffee over an open fire while spluttering incomprehensibly. Age not an issue. Personal hygiene not an issue. Front teeth optional. Gun license required -- must be proficient at shooting the hats off suspicious strangers. Personal experience at calming a cattle herd on the verge of stampede a definite plus. Must be willing at all times to marvel at my physical dexterity, with little or no expectation of acknowledgment. gratitude or a decent salary. When not cooking, spluttering or conking suspected evildoers on the head with a skillet (provided) , must be prepared to laugh and my laconic, seemingly self-deprecatory remarks. Lifetime position for the right candidate. Horse and chuck wagon provided. Some mule-skinning may be required
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And this sounds like the perfect job for good old dick "C" he can also start in January.
Just make sure he does not shoot your face off!
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